Laughter 'Round The Table: There's Nothing Like It

Hello and good day to you!  So glad you stopped by my kitchen table today.  Have you ever just sat back when your family is all together in the same room or at the table and absorb it all?  One day a few weeks ago Mr. V and I went to his brother's house for a family BBQ and gathering.  We like to get together at least a couple times a month.

 I wasn't feeling good that day and so I went to lay down in one of the rooms and a warm, fuzzy feeling came over me.  I was listening to the sound of our family laughing, talking over each other, you could hear dishes clanking, sliding glass doors opening and closing, kids squealing and playing and more.  I just got this smile that slowly spread across my face because all of it was music to my ears.

We sit around the table sometimes for hours just talking, telling jokes and laughing away.  On that note I thought it would be fun to have a section in my blog for humorous fun.  I am going to call it Laughter Around The Table.  I think it will be fun, what about you?

Well, I think I will post my first funny and until next time, see you 'round the table

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Laughter 'Round The Table: The Dentist, The Old Lady and a Pair of Rubber Gloves

So, the next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're probably going to smile when you think of this.  I know I will because I use rubber gloves to wash dishes in and food prepping and I won't get this out of my head anytime soon lol.....here it goes....

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was very nervous so he decided to ease her mind with a little joke as he was pulling on his rubber gloves.

He asks his patient, "Mrs. Murphy, do you know how they make these rubber gloves I'm wearing?" 

"Why, no doctor I don't, why do you ask?"

"WELL," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a really big tank of latex and the workers with different hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip their hands into the latex, holds them up in the air to dry, then they peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

Mrs. Murphy just looks at the dentist with a blank stare.  Nothing, no comprehension and the doctor shrugs it off and thinks to himself, "Oh well, can't blame a guy for trying."

So, the dentist quietly works on his patient and about 5 minutes later during a delicate part of Mrs. Murphy's procedure she just BURST out laughing.

The dentist now puzzled stops what he's doing and asks, "What's so funny?"

"Well doctor, I was just envisioning how latex condoms are made!"  The dentist about fell off his chair!

Guess you gotta watch those little old ladies.  Just because their old doesn't mean they haven't been around the block a few times hee hee.  Their minds are always WORKING!

Hope you got a giggle, I know I did.  Until next time see you 'round the table

Where Meals and Memories are Made